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Post  Brichess2 on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:19 am

Because there is a joke thread I figured - what the heck and made a riddle thread too, after all it can't hurt.

Here's some starter riddles - If a plane crashes between N. America and Europe under the North Atlantic Treaty, where would the survivors be buried?

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Which side of a cat has more fur?

Thanks for reading - and post your own riddles too!
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Post  KissMyAce on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:24 am

Brichess2 wrote:Here's some starter riddles - If a plane crashes between N. America and Europe under the North Atlantic Treaty, where would the survivors be buried?
You don't bury survivors
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway...after that, he is running out of the woods.

Which side of a cat has more fur?
The outside




My own (an old one, but a good one):

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
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Post  Brichess2 on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:31 am

theres nothing like that I know about, what is it?
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Post  mattrocde on Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:23 pm

the answer to the riddle is nothing the poor have nothing nothing is greater than god nothing is more evil than the devil the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you'll die.





my riddle why did the coach go to the bank? and why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

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Post  Brichess2 on Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:28 am

One Man said "Help im stuck in a box" One Guy said "Help im stuck in a triangle, One Man also said "Help I'm stuck in a Square!", How many peeps are stuck?
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Post  Wardener on Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 am

2 peoples are remained stucked!

( sorry for my english!)

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Post  Brichess2 on Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:39 am

Wardener wrote:2 peoples are remained stucked!

( sorry for my english!)

You would be correct if I put "people" but the answer is no peeps are stuck - no one said peep!, The "One Guy also said" is a distraction phrase Very Happy
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Post  mattrocde on Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:14 am

anyone gonna try to answer my riddles?

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Post  angrypenguin on Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:53 pm

mattrocde wrote:
my riddle why did the coach go to the bank? and why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

To get his quarterback and to see the butterfly, respectively.

A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown,
But both of these times, cause me to frown.
But just in between, for a very short while,
They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!
What am I talking about here?

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Post  dfgfhg on Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:38 pm

angrypenguin wrote:
mattrocde wrote:
my riddle why did the coach go to the bank? and why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

To get his quarterback and to see the butterfly, respectively.

A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown,
But both of these times, cause me to frown.
But just in between, for a very short while,
They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!
What am I talking about here?
....Banana?

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Post  angrypenguin on Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:10 am

Yep.

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Post  paulandrocky! on Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:45 pm

I turn polar bears white
and i will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me,i'll pop.
If you look at me,you'll pop.
Can you guess this riddle?
97% of harvard atudents can not guess this but 84% kindergarteners guess it in under 6 minutes.

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Post  KissMyAce on Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:50 am

paulandrocky! wrote:I turn polar bears white
and i will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me,i'll pop.
If you look at me,you'll pop.
Can you guess this riddle?
97% of harvard atudents can not guess this but 84% kindergarteners guess it in under 6 minutes.
Yeah, that's one of my favorites...I know the answer, but only cuz I heard it before; didn't get it the first time I heard it. Its always most interesting hearing the answers that other people come up with.

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Post  dfgfhg on Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:02 pm

paulandrocky! wrote:I turn polar bears white
and i will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me,i'll pop.
If you look at me,you'll pop.
Can you guess this riddle?
97% of harvard atudents can not guess this but 84% kindergarteners guess it in under 6 minutes.
The answer at the end is NO there is no I can't. Another answer could be pressure...but how would kindergarteners know that? and water. BUT THE REAL ANSWER IS! The world's hardest riddle....Because you said guess the riddle....And that's what it is!

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Post  Brichess2 on Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:23 pm

When I was a kindergartner I did not have an attention span of 6 minutes Razz

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Post  nightbane360 on Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:25 am

dfgfhg wrote:
paulandrocky! wrote:I turn polar bears white
and i will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me,i'll pop.
If you look at me,you'll pop.
Can you guess this riddle?
97% of harvard atudents can not guess this but 84% kindergarteners guess it in under 6 minutes.
The answer at the end is NO there is no I can't. Another answer could be pressure...but how would kindergarteners know that? and water. BUT THE REAL ANSWER IS! The world's hardest riddle....Because you said guess the riddle....And that's what it is!

The answer to this riddle is literally no, the beginning sentences are only objectified, and are diluted by the generic last question.

Also, a fairly easy one: Kills the bad ones...and the sad ones tightens to fit...so one size fits all

Edit: Come to think of it, the answer is actually yes.
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Post  Brichess2 on Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:52 am

There were five gangsters in a house, one's name was Johnny.Who shot Gob in the back. Another ones name was Bob. Who shot Johnny in the back, another ones name was Hank. Who shot Bob in the back. Another ones name was Gob. Who shot Hank in the back. Another ones name was Luis. Who shot Gob in the back.

Who was still alive when this was over, and who did Johnny shoot?

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